I turn over and knee you in the side of the hip, while sleeping, hard enough to leave a bruise and be cursed at for doing it. It wasn't intentional but it was impressive, I have to admit. Sleep well my love.
Tag: humor
Sent On My Doors
I had an online chat with AT&T Wireless this morning: Michael Randall: Hi Diana, you can call me Mike, I am happy to assist you on your billing questions.Diana: Hello, yes I requested the @20.16 credit on my account be sent to me so it would zero out the account and received word that the … Continue reading Sent On My Doors
Thank You Officer, Yes I’ll Slow Down
Just dodged a speeding ticket on I-5, a motorcycle cop pulled me over >.> He asked when was the last time I had a ticket, I said about 20 years (true), Then he asked if I was a military active duty dependent, I said yes and he asked for my military ID. Then looked at … Continue reading Thank You Officer, Yes I’ll Slow Down