Mickey is Single

Me:  “What do you mean she’s at a wellness spa in the Hamptons Dad?  It’s Valentine’s Day weekend.”

Dad:  “That’s what she wanted, so that’s where she is.  Your Mom wanted to go to the Hamptons, to this spa.”

Me:  “That’s weird.”

Later that day…

Minnie and Mickey Mouse announced their separation to the media.


Then I woke up.

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