I woke up with a startle, I was trying to figure out why someone was trying to rip off my face. Not sure what subconscious thought brought that dream on but there it is.
It was a double date. The other girl, one of my oldest friends. The girl from high school who I hung out with the most, partied with, got into trouble with, got arrested with. Shenanigans. Her date was my ex-boyfriend and I wasn't ready to see that. My date was nobody distinctive, just a guy, … Continue reading You Have to Get Over Me
I lived in an apartment complex with my husband and on my birthday decided to go to a friend's apartment where there were a lot of people gathered. Music was playing, people were dancing, chatting, laughing or making out. The air was smokey and low lit, it was like a scene from the free love … Continue reading That One Time I Did Drugs
The husband and I were on a trip to Las Vegas and I had won a special lunch date with none other than Dolly Parton by submitting a letter explaining who I was and why I wanted to have a day with Dolly, that's right! Dolly freaking Parton! It was going to be amazing. I brought … Continue reading Giada Wasn’t Having It
We had an awesome dog in my childhood. Phydoux (our alternative spelling for Fido) was energetic and happy, had soft curly but not kinky hair and a super cute face. He was a poodle/terrier mix so I had little idea that I was allergic to dogs until being around other ones more as an adult. … Continue reading A Dog, A Mom and A Prom
A group of us were heading out on a trip, destination unknown but somehow known at the same time. My friend Kelly announced her friend was offering up his private jet and pilot for us! How very cool, I've never flown a private jet before! Odd, there were other people on the plane, one guy … Continue reading Leaving On A (Private) Jet Plane
I was in a cooking competition with about 10 people, split into two groups. The kitchen for each was set up on either side of a counter and each side had a celebrity chef assisting. Emeril and Robert Irvine. At first I thought I was going to Emeril's side but secretly hoped for Robert's. Then … Continue reading Cooking Challenge Reality Show
My clan, living in a large multi-level medieval type almost mansion, with portraits adorning many of the walls. Portraits of lineage as well as landscapes lining the walk up the majestic staircase, one painting in particular stands out, one of the clansmen is the artist. He is a very important character and for some reason … Continue reading Did I Mention Vampires?
Me: "What do you mean she's at a wellness spa in the Hamptons Dad? It's Valentine's Day weekend." Dad: "That's what she wanted, so that's where she is. Your Mom wanted to go to the Hamptons, to this spa." Me: "That's weird." Later that day... Minnie and Mickey Mouse announced their separation to the media. … Continue reading Mickey is Single
It was a holiday celebration at my parent's house but it wasn't any house I've seen before. It had a breakfast bar with stools and a dining area. A lot of people were around; children, brother, adults, teenagers, and ... Alton Brown. Yes, I said it. Mr. Brown was a guest and he seemed well … Continue reading Alton Brown Guest Star